Top ten ‘worst places to live’ in UK for 2023 revealed and they’re nearly all down south
Has your area made it on the list?
Just in case you were wondering, here are the top 50 ‘worst’ cities, places and towns to live in England in 2023, according to I Live Here.
In a poll conducted by website I Live Here, 105,598 people voted for the worst area in the country to live in 2023, and the results are in. There is a new winner of this undesirable title and you might be shocked to learn that it’s nowhere in Greater Manchester.
Surprisingly, the very worst places on the list were nearly all down south and not the usual suspects – except for Bradford coming in at number 10. As for our region, Bolton was listed as 34, Manchester as 43 and Wigan fell up the stairs and landed at number 44.
Apparently, the new number one location has been lingering around the top 10 list like a bad smell for quite a while. It was only a matter of time before this not-so-beauty spot was crowned Stig of all the dumps.
Let’s see who’s on the list…
Situated in lovely West Yorkshire, this industrial city is the only Northern one to make it into the top 10.
“The land of dreams, if you dream of pound shops and takeaways.”
A coastal resort in Dorset, you’d think Bournemouth would be a lovely place to spend a day at the beach. Wrong, apparently.
“If you come down from anywhere inland, expecting a pleasant, sunny day at the beach, then you’re a fool.”
Another southern town, in at number eight is Swindon.
“A town shat from the arse of Satan himself.” A bit harsh, but okay.
Part of the posh county of Hampshire, Andover must stick out like a sore thumb.
“Andover has to be the most depressing town in the northern hemisphere.”
Also in Hampshire, one voter wasn’t too keen.
“From the Burger King car park sound offs to the ‘designer’ outlet stores, this place really oozes chav from every concrete pore.”
Situated in central England and known for its Jacobean and Tudor buildings, Aylesbury took 5th place.
“Being stuck in the traffic really allows you to observe the magnificent beauty of all the ‘trashy citizens’ that live there.”
Not the most picturesque of suburbs, people didn’t hold back.
“If the earth ever requires an enema, Slough is undoubtedly where the tube will be inserted.”
Another southern seaside town made it into the top three.
“Portsmouth was an island and I bet people are wondering why they connected it to the mainland and didn’t just let it drift away.”
A cathedral city situated in Cambridgeshire, someone isn’t a fan of Peterborough – which has previously come in at number one before.
“Peterborough should have been destroyed during WW2, but even Hitler and Goring didn’t think it was worth bothering with.”
And, the area that snatched the throne, coming in at number one is home of the Hatters…
In at the top spot is the home of the Hatters, with someone having to say about it: “The town itself is not easy on the eye. It makes Slough comparable to the Playboy tax exile haven of Monaco.”
You can now get a cheese Easter egg to celebrate ‘Cheester’ properly
Call off the hunt…they’re back!
From the brand Butler’s Farmhouse Cheeses, these epic alternative Easter eggs come in two flavours: cheddar and blue cheese — sounds pungent!
Sold in a box to look exactly like their chocolatey Easter egg counterparts, you won’t feel odd opting for a cheesy seasonal delight rather than the accepted chocolate kind.
Displayed in the box, it looks as though you’ll have an awkward fully-round egg-shaped block of the creamy stuff, making it hard to slice. You actually get half an egg, so the back of it is flat and ready to be sliced lay down on a cheeseboard.
Weighing 120g, the Easter egg halves are made with the very best Butlers cheeses — their traditional Farmhouse Cheddar and their gold award-winning blue cheese, Blacksticks Blue.
At first glance they may look solid, but the cheeses have been blended to make a softer cheese consistency, so they’re easy to chop a chunk out of. The website says: “We’ve done it again and made something truly egg-cellent, the combination of award winning Farmhouse British Cheese and an Easter egg.
“Delicious and versatile, this half egg will make a sensational centrepiece for your cheeseboard, a gift for the cheese lover, or simply spread on a hot cross bun!
“Perfect for a savoury and cheesy gift this Easter and the perfect surprise for your children’s Easter egg hunt, or on the Easter Sunday cheeseboard. Available on their own, or as a letterbox gift complete with crackers and chutney!”
You can purchase Butlers Cheeseter eggs online at Amazon where the cheddar and the blue cheese versions cost £9.99 each, and can be delivered straight to your door.
The cheesy eggs also come in letterbox style packages accompanied with a chutney and crackers to complete your cheeseboard.
Cheese Easter eggs have actually been about for a little while now, but they’re still few and far between in supermarkets. Marks and Spencer had ‘Cheester’ covered a couple of years back when it sold some from Barber’s Farmhouse Cheddar. They came in an actual egg box and the eggs were filled with a ‘yolk’ of 18-month matured Red Leicester — innovative or what?!
If you or someone you know is a cheese lover, you know what to get them this Easter…a big cheesy egg.
Five planets to be visible in UK night sky this month in rare celestial event
Let’s hope for a clear sky!
Stargazers are in for a spectacular treat later this month as five planets of the solar system will be visible from Earth as part of a rare celestial event.
On March 28th, Jupiter, Mercury, Uranus, Mars and Venus are expected to appear to line up together in a small section of the sky shortly after sunset. While it’s not unusual to see two or three planets aligned, to see five is more uncommon — it happened last year, as well as in both 2020 and 2016 prior to that.
Two of the brighter planets — Mercury and Jupiter — will be noticeable near the horizon, while Venus is expected to shine higher in the sky. Although a pair of binoculars may be needed to be able to see Uranus, Mars should be visible to the naked eye, in the alignment near to the first quarter of the moon.
Last year, stargazers in the northern hemisphere had the amazing opportunity to gaze at Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all at once.
To easily identify the planets this month, the educational astronomy app Star Walk recommends using the app Sky Tonight — which can be pointed at the night sky to give a live display of what is going on.
The planets are expected to be aligned in a 50-degree sky sector, which means that they will appear closer together from Earth in a small area above. This visual phenomenon differs from an astronomical alignment, which refers to when planets come together simultaneously on the same side of the sun.
Beth Biller, of the University of Edinburgh, told The MailOnline that some planets would be much easier to see than others, saying: “Venus and Jupiter are both very bright and easy to pick out and you may have already seen them close together over the past few weeks.
“Mars is a bit fainter, but still easily observed with the naked eye. Mercury starts getting tricky — you need to be at a dark site with a clear view of the horizon if you want to see Mercury. Uranus is the faintest and hardest to see – you’ll need binoculars or a telescope to see Uranus.”
Skywatchers don’t need to worry if they miss out on the spectacle, as Star Walk said a number of other planetary alignments will take place this year. Less than a month later Mercury, Uranus, Venus and Mars are expected to align once again in a 35-degree sky sector.
Then on April 24th, a 40-degree sector will take place seeing Mars, Venus, Uranus and Mercury gathering together — with even more planetary alignments happening throughout the summer.
Lizzo tried some of Gooey’s incredible food while in Manchester and she’s a fan
Lizzo is a fan!
Pop star Lizzo posted a TikTok of herself trying a treat from Gooey in Manchester while in the city as part of her UK tour.
The pop sensation stopped off at the city’s indulgent bakery – known for its heavenly cookies, doughnuts, pastries and savoury treats – to see what all the fuss was about. She bought herself a selection of goodies while enjoying some time off in the day before performing in her concert at the AO Arena on Saturday March 11th.
The singer then made an appreciation video on TikTok, with a caption saying: “Manchester got the good good.”
Known for hit songs ‘Good As Hell’ and ‘About Damn Time’, she started the clip saying: “I’ve got the bag…” before tucking into the well-loved Northern Quarter cafe and bakery’s tofu sando and hash browns, for which she seemed to very much approve.
Gooey has become a Manchester institution known for its New York inspired treats varying from warm doughy cookies, to various filled sugary doughnuts and sandwiches with fillings to die for, all made with extra TLC.
After a few years of pop-ups in the Northern Quarter and becoming a hit amongst the residents, it finally opened a cafe bakery last August which attracts people near and far — including some famous faces.
In the TikTok video, Lizzo said: “This is why I love the UK, because their hash browns are…ooofff”, as she gestured an approving chef’s kiss of perfection. She also described our hash browns — very different to the USA’s version — as ‘top tier, always crispy, never gloopy, always salty’.
She then dipped the potato delight into some ketchup and bit into it with a crisp, rolling her eyes to let us know it tasted very good indeed.
After treating herself to the breakfast because she had ‘been feeling unwell’, Lizzo rated the savoury goods as a ‘10 out of 10’. It’s not surprising she had been feeling a little under the weather and needed a little ‘pick-me-up’ after she performed at Glasgow earlier last week before coming to Manchester over the weekend.
She will head over to the 3Arena in Dublin and then back to London’s O2 to close her tour.