Viewers horrified as Greg Wallace ‘eats human flesh’ at ‘factory harvesting children for meat’

Channel 4 viewers watched in horror as Greg Wallace visited the Good Harvest meat factory where he ate ‘human flesh’ for a new show.

The Masterchef legend disgusted the nation on Monday night (July 24th), as they watched him visit a factory which ‘harvested meat from young children’.

The documentary style show called Greg Wallace: The British Miracle Meat saw the 58-year-old visit a ‘revolutionary’ new factory based in Lincoln where they were paying people to use their flesh in foods to tackle the cost-of-living crisis.

The show spoke about how Britain leaving the EU had given the country the freedom to ‘harvest people’ and pay for their flesh.

Wallace was told how burgers, steaks and sausages can be made from ‘thin slices of human tissue’ to create a ‘nutrient rich mix’ that causes the cells to grow into a ‘cake’.

The human meat burgers, sausages and steaks were considered a much ‘cheaper alternative’ to animal products meaning families could be fed for the cost of very little, with steaks costing just 99p.

People were offered the option of selling their flesh to help pay for their energy bills with some cuts that could make them around £495.

At this point many viewers realised it was a spoof documentary meant to make a point and create a talking point. However, it seems some completely fell for it as a dark reality.

Wallace sat down with a chef to discuss the taste of the meat harvested from donors as he was asked to try to guess the age and occupation of each donor from the human meat he tried.

On the programme we met Gillian, a retired worker who sold her thigh for £200 to pay for ‘two weeks of energy bills’.

We see Gillian writhing in pain in a hospital bed after having the procedure as the CEO of Good Harvest assures Wallace there’s nothing to worry about.

The CEO also spoke of how they even had a ‘premium range’ made from using children, which consisted of flesh from ‘well-fed children under the age of six’ that have been ‘milk-raised’ and ‘well rested’ creating a tender meat.

Viewers, unsure if it was satire or a new dark reality, took to social media to find out what in the depths of hell was actually going on. One person typed: “Is this the new Black Mirror?”

A second wrote: “We’re Googling to try and find out. Had to be satire!” And a completely baffled third person asked: “Is this a comedy, a spoof? Wtf.”

A fourth, now turned vegetarian, added: “Greg Wallace seems to have gone all Hannibal Lectar! What the hell!? Miracle Meat — enough to turn me vegetarian!!!”

An outraged person who failed to see through the satire — reflecting the sorry state of affairs society has become — said: “Greg Wallace doing a show on flogging Human Meat to help with the cost of living crisis. 

“Their even trying it to determine how old the person their eating is. What the actual f***. Greg Wallace needs locking up.”

As the episode ended, Wallace told viewers: “These children are a great example to the rest of us. The Trussell Trust tells us that ending the cost of living crisis requires a benefits system that works for all, and secure incomes so people can afford essentials.

“So it’s no surprise that eating children seems a more likely path for our country. It’s a modest proposal, but it might be the only attempt we’ve seen to take the cost of living crisis seriously. “I’m Greg Wallace. Bon Appetit.”

The programme was made to send a message about the cost of living crisis and how something must be done before things get potentially worse.

One viewer reflecting on the message behind the show opined: “Must admit the Greg Wallace British Miracle Meat mockumentary had me for the first 10-15mins.

“Shows where we are in this country that this is almost believable.”

Greg Wallace: The British Miracle Meat is available to watch on All4 now, if you can stomach it. Reminder: this programme is satire.