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Comedian Joe Lycett causes panic in government with fake Sue Gray report

The report claimed Sue Gray’s email address was ‘ItsAllSueGravyBaby@aol.com’

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Joe Lycett apparently caused quite the panic in parliament today with his fake Sue Gray report.

The comedian shared his own spoof version of the report – which is investigating the numerous parties held at Number 10 during the 2020 lockdowns – onto Twitter this morning, alongside the caption: “BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.”

Lycett’s report included a comical list of findings in the ‘leak’, with references to WhatsApp group chats named ‘Definitely a Meeting’ and ‘Down It Street’. 

The ‘report’ also references the Prime Minister’s wife Carrie Johnson, who was apparently discussing her husband’s brood as varying between ‘as few as four and as many as sixty kids’ at one of the alleged parties.

While Lycett’s report was quick to go viral, the majority of people with the ability to read could see almost instantly that the whole thing was a parody, mostly thanks to the inclusion of wildly informal abbreviations like ‘lol’ and a reference to the horror flick The Human Centipede.

The report also claimed Sue’s email was ‘ItsAllSueGravyBaby@aol.com’, which could have been another clue.

Read More: Boris Johnson apologises after admitting attending Downing Street garden party

However, the comedian has now revealed that the humorous report was taken a little too seriously, with a ‘verified’ source who works for a cabinet minister claiming that MPs’ staff were ‘running around panicking’ after seeing the tweet.

The screen shotted messages, which appear to have been sent via Instagram, show a Whitehall worker saying: “I work in Parliament for the Conservatives and I think u [sic] need to know your tweet this morning was read as an actual serious leak from Sue Gray’s report.”

Lycett was then informed that his report ‘had MP staff literally running around panicking from what it said’, saying that some were even panic dialling MPs to ‘discuss this right now’. 

The source clearly found the whole thing hilarious, with them sending a series of laughing face emojis and a congratulatory message: “Absolutely legendary work well done”. 

And, of course, members of the public have been relishing in the blunder, though many have pointed out the cause for concern, with one Twitter user writing: “It’s funny until you remember the people that thought this was serious literally run the country.”

Another noted: “It’s scary that anyone could believe it was real by the time you get to the end of it. They must be assuming the worst.”

Sue Gray’s report into the Downing Street parties was due yesterday, January 26th. It is unknown when it will be published.

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Once-in-a-lifetime ‘Mother of Dragons’ green comet set to be visible in UK skies tonight

Don’t forget to look up tonight!

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A huge green comet dubbed the ‘Mother of Dragons’ is set to be visible in UK skies tonight, and here’s how you can see it.

A green giant – not the sweetcorn kind – is currently visible in the sky over the northern hemisphere, and this spectacular glowing rock can be seen shooting past us this evening (April 4th).

There’s a lot of cosmic goings on in the skies at the moment as North America prepares to witness a solar eclipse next week, plunging it into darkness for a moment.

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Unfortunately, us Brits won’t be able to witness that one but the Mother of Dragons comet will certainly be an extraordinary spectacle to witness, and will look a bit like the Green Goblin is zooming past us high up in the sky.

Comet 12P/Pons-Brooks has a nucleus approximately 10.5 miles (17 kilometres) wide – about the size of a city – and is thought to be bright enough to see with the naked eye, although astronomers advise using binoculars to get the best views.

The comet will be visible for the first time since 1954 and only passes by every 71 years.

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It has been given its nickname because ESA researchers believe it is the parent body of the kappa-Draconids meteor shower, and of course it’s a cool pop-culture reference to Game of Thrones.

The comet also used to appear to have a pair of horns but they have gone now.

It is comprised of ice, dust and rock and looks green due to the presence of diatomic carbon molecules, which emit emerald-coloured light when illuminated by the sun. 

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Comet 12P/Pons-Brooks is referred to as explosive due to its volatile activity as it is known for its spectacular outbursts of gas and dust.

The comet will reach its closest point to Earth in June 2024. However, by this time, it won’t be possible to observe the comet from the northern hemisphere. Late March and early April will offer the best opportunities.

If you’re an avid stargazer, astronomer in the making or would just like a chance to see this magnificent ancient rock light up the night sky, you will need to head out to higher ground away from light pollution where possible. Clear skies are best and binoculars may help you get the best views of this cosmic marvel.

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Gregory Brown, an astronomer at the Royal Observatory Greenwich, told the MailOnline: “The comet can now be found in the constellation of Aries which is visible in the early evening, over in the west.

“It will only become visible after twilight and sets by around 10pm BST. 

“While it may be possible to see with the unaided eye, it is best to try and observe with a pair of binoculars or a small telescope.”

Comet 12P/Pons-Brooks won’t be returning to our night skies until 2095, so make sure not to miss out on this one!

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Manchester set to be hotter than Los Angeles on the weekend

We’re getting a mini heatwave!

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The rain may seem relentless but brighter days are coming for Manchester as the city is set to get hotter than Los Angeles later this week.

This rainy metropolis will enjoy a little break from the April showers as a mini heatwave is coming to kick start beer garden season.

So, dig out your shorts and leave your jacket at home as temperatures begin to soar from Friday afternoon, reaching 18C on Saturday – which will be hotter than LA in the Golden State of California.

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As Friday afternoon (April 5th) approaches, the sun will make an appearance between any breaks in the clouds and temperatures will peak at 16C, according to BBC Weather. 

And with sunset not until 7.52pm, there will be just enough time to visit a pub garden and enjoy a couple of mojitos to get you in the mood for the weekend.

On Saturday April 6th, Manchester will start off cloudy but into the late morning temperatures will begin to rise and Mancunians will get to enjoy sunny intervals with temperatures reaching highs of 18C, as meteorologists predict ‘above average’ conditions for this time of year.

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However, the rollerbladers on Venice Beach will only experience temperatures of 15C. But while Los Angeles might be a little cooler than Manchester, it will still remain sunny while Mancs will have to put up with the odd shower here and there. 

The Met Office’s outlook for Friday and Saturday reads: “Low pressure remaining dominant through this period, with further heavy showers and longer spells of rain. 

“Turning increasingly windy too, though temperatures above average for the time of year.”

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Now, we know it won’t be perfect weather but it will make a nice change from the constant freezing temperatures we’ve been having. A nice spell of warmth and sunshine on the weekend isn’t too shabby afterall.

No doubt we’ll all be flocking to our nearest beaches, nature spots and having a BBQ this weekend!

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Greater Manchester dominates top ten UK Vaping Capitals, according to research

Four Greater Manchester areas made the top 10 list of vaping hotspots

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Greater Manchester dominates the list of Vaping Capitals of the UK, according to new research.

Wherever you go, you don’t have to walk far before you enter a sweet-smelling hazy cloud of vapour and feel as if you’re a contestant on Stars In Their Eyes.

Young people are vaping on the tram, your mate can barely construct a sentence without inhaling some of the battery-powered, synthetic cherry flavoured smoke, and every other stranger on the street is blowing out a cloud big enough to conceal an aircraft.

Replacing the old habit of cigarette smoking, it now seems as if vaping is taking over just about everywhere.

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Online vape store Go Smoke Free, used GOV.UK’s Companies House advanced search feature to find businesses registered for the retail sale of tobacco products in specialised stores in the UK. 

It then compared the number of these active businesses to each town or city’s population size to construct a list of the top 10 UK Vaping Capitals.

Unfortunately, Greater Manchester dominates the list of the UK’s Vaping Capitals with four areas named.

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According to the research, Blackburn is ranked as the UK’s vaping capital, with 27 registered vape retailers serving its population of 119,707 residents. When accounting for population size, this equates to 22.56 vape shops per 100,000 residents – the largest figure for any UK town or city.

Second on the list is Bolton in Greater Manchester, with 20.26 vape shops registered per 100,000 residents in the town. Bolton has 41 registered vape shops in total serving its 202,369 residents.

Manchester ranks third, with 110 vape shops in total. However, the city’s larger population ensures this works out to 19.84 registered vape retailers per 100,000 residents.

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Further down the list, Middlesbrough ranks fourth. Located in North Yorkshire, Middlesbrough has 12.43 vape shops per 100,000 residents. The town has 22 registered vape shops serving its 176,991 residents.

Rounding out the top five is Salford in Greater Manchester, which has a total of 14 registered vape shops, equivalent to 12.03 shops per 100,000 residents.

And Stockport ranks sixth, with 10.91 vape retailers per 100,000 residents.

A spokesperson for Go Smoke Free said: “Disposable vapes have gained popularity in recent years, due to their convenience, portability and low cost, which has made them an attractive option for those who would otherwise have been unlikely to invest in a more complex vaping setup.”

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They continued: “The new disposable vape ban should help to discourage children from taking up vaping, while encouraging adults to shift to more sustainable alternatives, such as refillable vapes.

“This study highlights which areas of the UK are most likely to be affected by the upcoming ban on selling disposable vapes. The Greater Manchester area boasts its fair share of stores catering to vapers’ needs, with Blackburn, Bolton and the city of Manchester claiming the top three spots.

“These cities could see a significant shift in their vaping culture, with the ban impacting consumer behaviour, and existing vape retailers adapting their offerings to cater to the new legislation.”

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The list of vaping capital of the UK, according to Go Smoke Free, is as follows:

  1. Blackburn 
  2. Bolton
  3. Manchester
  4. Middlesborough
  5. Salford 
  6. Stockport 
  7. Doncaster
  8. Newport
  9. Peterborough
  10. Nottingham

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