Here in Manchester, we love a good night out and our city has certainly delivered on the party front over the years.
But sadly, all good things must come to an end; a massive number of Manchester’s trademark night clubs and evening venues have been forced to permanently closed their doors over the years, whether it be down to financial issues, a change of music scene across the city or, as is the case with many 80s establishments, the overwhelming presence of drugs and gangs.
Yet despite their closures, many of these venues remain firmly in the hearts of Mancunians to this very day. So, when we asked you lot which nightclubs you’d like to see return, we were quite rightly inundated with replies (over ten thousand of them, to be precise).
Here’re the most popular answers…
Legend – or Legends, as it was known by many seasoned nightclubbers – is credited today as being the birth of the jazz-funk scene in the North of England.
DJ Greg Wilson performed at the club for two years from 1981 to 1983, and recalled how the crowd ‘weren’t really interested in the microphone patter, which was the DJ norm back then in the UK.’ He wrote: “For them it was all about the music, so with this in mind I made what would turn out to be a pivotal decision.”Wilson also described the environment as ‘out of this world’, reminiscing how the club had a space-age metallic decor with lasers bouncing off all the surfaces.
As the funk-jazz and electronic scene died off, however, Legend was forced to close it’s doors and today stands as the student hotspot Fifth Avenue.
The historic Theatre Royal used to play host to a whole array of club nights, and the Discotheque Royale was certainly one of the most memorable.
In a later transformation it became the M-Two nightclub, with the owners describing the event as ‘Manchester’s biggest and most well known late night venue featuring live music as well as big name DJ sessions’.
Their fond description continued: “The perfect location for a top night out for both students and clubbers alike, M-Two boasts an impressive sound system delivering anything from electro to drum‘n’bass to indie. With its two-tier dance floor and chill out area, M-Two draws an energetic and fun crowd who are out for a good time.”
Located at 255 Oldham Road, the Thunderdome was home to Manchester’s somewhat edgier crowd back in the 1980s and 1990s, the height of the Madchester scene. While the Haçienda was famously difficult to get into and operated a strict dress code, the ‘Dome would welcome people from all walks of life, regardless of their image and their dress sense.
Initially, the Thunderdome remained peaceful despite it’s drug dealer-heavy clientele, though football hooligans and gang members gradually made the majority of its crowds, leading to a spike in violence, police raids and a notorious reputation that has stuck to this very day.
The exact closing date of the Thunderdome remains uncertain, but the building was demolished in 2010 and today, the site remains unoccupied.
Piccadilly 21s was the 90s party paradise every city needed. Located in the heart of Piccadilly Gardens, the club had a reputation for being very loud, very messy and very sticky.
The venue also offered notoriously cheap drinks and there were famously chandeliers in the toilets. And who said 90s Manchester had no class? Unfortunately, 21s gained a somewhat sinister reputation as gang members and other unsavoury figures became a solid part of it’s clientele, something that eventually lead to its permanent closure in 2004.
These days, it lives its life as a Premier Inn and a Nando’s. If that doesn’t depress you, I don’t know what will.
The Twisted Wheel
Made famous as one of the birthplaces of Northern Soul, Twisted Wheel opened its doors in 1963 and would showcase rare and imported US soul records for Mancunians to dance their hearts out to.
The legendary Saturday all-nighters were also famous for having soul artists perform, including Ike and Tina Turner, Jimmy Riffin and Edwin Starr.
Sadly, the club was forced to permanently close in 1971 because of a bylaw which prevented premises from staying open more than two hours into the following day. The premises were sold and then demolished in 2013, but an epic final event took place on December 30th 2012, with over a thousand soul fans descending on the club for one last party.
Known among regulars as ‘The Goth Room’, Jilly’s Rockworld was arguably the most popular rock and metal nightclub in the whole city.
For over twenty years, Jilly’s Rockworld gained a reputation for its sweaty oasis welcoming goths, rockers, skaters and punks for weekly nights of chaos and mascara-wearing, fishnet-ridden mayhem. One of the most well-known nights at Jilly’s was the infamous All Nighter, taking place every Friday until the unthinkable hour of 7am. It was this event that spurred the club to famously start selling Pot Noodles for revellers to snack on in the wee hours.
Sadly, Jilly’s wasn’t to be and it closed permanently in 2010, with owner John Bagnall blaming the indoor smoking ban and competition from new music venues.
An obvious one, but it needs to be said that the Haçienda is perhaps the most famous and iconic nightclub to exist in not only Manchester, but the whole of world.
Founded by Tony Wilson in 1982, the Haçienda went on to define the whole Madchester era and really put the city on the map. It is also credited to bringing Acid House and rave culture to life, as well as spearheading the careers of music icons like Madonna, the Stone Roses and Happy Mondays. Oh, and it was known to be a bloody fantastic night out, too.
Sadly, the club closed in 1997 and was demolished eighteen months later. In its place now is a block of flats and an estate agents called the Hacienda… Again, too depressing for words.
Bier Keller Piccadilly
Opening in 1967, the Bier Keller was a six-nights-a-week venue that attracted all the big names of the era, such as 60s and 70s powerhouses Marti Wilde, Billy Fury, the Bay City Rollers and The Grumbleweeds.
However, after thirty-five years of celebrity parties and good times, the famous venue was forced to close for good in 2013. Long-serving Bier Keller disc jockey Alan King blamed the club’s failure on the 1996 IRA bomb.
He said: “The downturn really started in 1996 after the Manchester bomb. Until then the place was amazingly busy. Sometimes we would have 1,200 in there, which was far too many really. If you didn’t book six weeks in advance then you wouldn’t get a seat. It was like that for eight or nine years before the bomb, it was so busy.”
UK’s ‘most dangerous prisoner’ begged for a pet in prison and promised ‘not to eat it’
Officers decided that Maudsley was not to be trusted with any animals…
The UK’s ‘most dangerous prisoner’ reportedly begged for a pet to keep him company in his underground solitary confinement with the promise to ‘not eat it’.
However, this man isn’t any ordinary prisoner; as a result of his heinous crimes, serial killer Robert Maudsley has spent the last four decades of his life alone in a solitary glass cell. He was just twenty-one years old when he committed his first murder – however, his final three murders were carried out behind bars.
Maudsley’s first victim was alleged child abuser John Farrel, who had paid Maudsley for his ‘services’ as a rent boy. However, Maudsley killed him when he allegedly showed him images of children he’d abused.
Once sentenced and sent to Broadmoor Hospital, however, he went on to torture and kill a convicted peadophile with another inmate, allegedly using a sharpened spoon to consume his brains, a brutality that earned him the nickname ‘Hannibal the Cannibal.’
From there, he was moved to the maximum security Wakefield Prison in Yorkshire where two more murders took place in one spree – first he strangled and stabbed forty-six-year-old Salney Darwood before creeping into the cell of Bill Roberts, fifty-six, who had sexually abused a seven-year-old girl.
It was at this point where staff decided that Maudsley was too dangerous to be around other inmates, and thus his life in solitary confinement began.
In 1983, a special two-unit cell was constructed for Maudsley – measuring just 5.5m by 4.5m and containing bullet-proof windows. According to the Guardian, inside the cell there’s just a bed, table and chair, along with a toilet and sink that are bolted to the floor.
The publication also reported that the serial killer spends twenty-three hours a day in confinement, is escorted to the yard by six prison officers at a time, and isn’t allowed any contact with other prisoners… Or animals, for that matter.
In 2000, Maudsley allegedly wrote to the prison system back to ask for a pet to keep him company in his cell. His letter read: “As a consequence of my current treatment and confinement, I feel that all I have to look forward to is indeed psychological breakdown, mental illness and probable suicide.
“Why can’t I have a budgie instead of flies, cockroaches and spiders which I currently have. I promise to love it and not eat it?
“Why can’t I have a television in my cell to see the world and learn? Why can’t I have any music tapes and listen to beautiful classical music?”
His requests were denied.
He also filed an application for suicide by a cyanide capsule – however, this was also denied. His applications for classical music and a television were also rejected.
In 2010, Maudsley reportedly asked officials to let him play board games with prison officials, claiming it would help ease some of the gloominess and monotony of life in solitary confinement – due to his crimes, however, officials remain reluctant to grant him any benefits.
The prisoner remains in this confinement to this very day, with no glimmer of any normality on the horizon – but should this case have been treated any differently?
Six-year-old Man United fan to walk from Stockton Heath to Old Trafford to raise money for school
Harvey Goodman will be walking the fifteen miles from Stockton Heath to his favourite football ground to raise funds for his school
A six-year-old Manchester United fan is set to embark upon a massive fifteen-mile charity walk from Stockton Heath to Old Trafford to fund a new playground for his school.
Harvey Goodman will be going the extra mile to make a difference for Stockton Heath Primary School, which has been in desperate need of a new playground for quite some time, despite various fundraising efforts.
The Year 1 pupil hopes that by combining two of his favourite things – school and Manchester United – he will help to raise the funds needed to give the school and its pupils the playground and green space they deserve.
Harvey’s mum Naiomi said her son’s determination to train and practice for the walk, which will take place on January 29th, has been ‘fantastic’, noting how he is ‘really looking forward to it.’
She told Proper Manchester: “We’re blown away by the amount of support we’ve had from friends, family, locals and avid Manchester United fans. We have hit the halfway target within a matter of weeks, it’s incredible to think so many people are supporting him with his walk.
“This walk is a huge challenge for anyone, never mind a six-year-old boy, but the determination he has is incredible to see. I know he will do a fantastic job on the day. We are so proud of him.”
And when Harvey mentioned his idea to the school’s head teacher Dan Harding, who’s also a Manchester United fan, he offered to accompany him on his walk, as did his class teacher Mrs. Realff.
Mr. Harding described Harvey’s efforts as ‘truly outstanding’, saying in a statement: “Harvey is a School Councillor and has really enjoyed learning about our plans to redevelop the EYFS and Forest School outdoor areas.
“He knows that a huge amount of money needs raising for our plans to become a reality. Being an avid Manchester United fan like Harvey, I am delighted to be taking part in the walk myself and will support Harvey all the way to Old Trafford.
“To think a child of this age can be so generous, selfless and thoughtful for the benefit of his peers and the wider school community is truly humbling and I am so proud of him for even suggesting this challenge, never mind undertaking it.”
Naiomi has organised for friends and family to surprise Harvey on one of the stops along the route, as well as at the finish line at Hotel Football, who she hopes can get behind the charity walk.
At the time of writing, Harvey’s JustGiving fundraiser has reached £1,920 out of it’s £3,000 target. For more information on his walk and to donate to the cause yourself, click here.
People are sharing the craziest things to have kicked off in their local Facebook groups
Ah, the weird and wonderful world of Facebook community groups…
If there’s one true blessing Facebook has bestowed upon the human race in its nearly two decade-long run, it’s undisputedly the humble local community group.
Every area has one; a private Facebook group in which people can partake in discussions and share any local news and events with their neighbours and wider community.
Yet while these groups tend to consist mainly of missing cat appeals, bad parking and people asking for DIY advice, they can be the perfect spot to sit back, relax, and scroll through page upon page of neighbourly drama and shenanigans.
So, when one Reddit user decided to share the craziest thing to ever ‘kick off’ in his local Facebook group, he was inundated with thousands of hilarious (yet somewhat bizarre) tales from within the dark depths of these private groups.
The initial question read, ‘What’s the craziest thing that’s kicked off on your local Facebook group?’, and told the tale of an Amazon delivery, a suspicious bloke lurking on a porch, and a forgotten collection deal between two neighbours.
The post quickly grew in popularity and gained hundreds of stories from other local page members from all across the UK, ranging from arguments over murderous swans, dog muck drama and people getting off the bus too early.
Highlights include the story of a woman posting in their local group to share that her car had been stolen, in which she began the process of hunting down what happened to the car, and the requisite ‘what is the world coming to when you can’t park your car any where. Wouldn’t have happened back in my day’.
The post concluded: “A couple of days later, she posts that her car has been found – someone had found it slightly further up the road than where she was looking, and it was exactly where she’d parked it. She’d gone in one entrance to the park, and walked out of another a little bit further along the road.” Awkward.
Another response involved the nationally hated issue of owners not picking up after their dogs; this Reddit user recalled the time incriminating Ring doorbell footage showing a pair of dog owners in the act was shared into their Facebook group.
However, the whole group became divided over the footage, with some residents feeling ‘unsafe’ being videoed all the time and branding the owner of the Ring doorbell as ‘perverts’, while others were quite rightly sickened by the dog muck.
Pure drama and ‘brilliant entertainment’.
Another post read: “Woman posted in absolute rage saying someone had just tried to abduct her dog. The story goes that a van (which she had detail of) had followed her up and down the road. Eventually they rolled down the window and thrown some drug laden food to her dog – she evidently then ran home terrified and posted all over Facebook.
“Not long after there was a post from the owner of the van, a local tradesman, explaining not only was the reason they were driving up and down because they’d been given a wrong address and couldn’t find it; but the ‘drugged food’ was actually just a pepperami his passengers had thrown at each other and accidentally chucked it out the window.” Whoops…
The Reddit thread included stories of majorly paranoid neighbours, too; one woman explained that a photo of her husband on his commute home had been posted into her local group after he was seen repeatedly getting off the bus too early.
She wrote: “Same thing happened to my husband! ‘Suspicious guy gets off the bus at the same stop but walks in the direction the bus is going past other stops. Maybe casing out houses!’ With a photo of him for good measure.
“Truth is the bus gets too crowded after that stop so he gets off and walks the last 15 minutes home.”
One post read: “Someone put some litter off the street into a neighbours bin that neighbour kicked off and put a chicken carcass down the drain of the person who put the litter in her bin. Completely denied it but was caught doing it on cctv!”
Another memorable entry comes courtesy of swan shenanigans, with a member of the community page allegedly appealing for help with splitting up two swans attempting to ‘murder’ another swan.
The post reads: “Got an argumentative one brewing at the moment. Local park has a lake with swans on it. Someone asked this morning if there was anyone who could help a swan that was being ‘murdered’ by 2 other swans, as she’d tried to split them up but the murderers were relentless. Half the replies are saying well done on helping the other half saying to leave alone as its nature. It’s all getting a bit nasty.”
A classic ‘suspicious man in a van’ post told an unfortunate tale of mistaken identity: “Our new build estate has a WhatsApp group, and was in uproar one day with images of a suspicious van driving slowly around the estate and some guy getting out and going up to different houses.
“It was the milkman.”
There were also plenty of lockdown dramas, with many saying their local community pages ramped up the mayhem while Covid was at its peak.
One person recalled one of her neighbour’s somewhat irrational fear of the virus after she reported a runner coughing outside of her house, writing: “Lockdown was a ‘brilliant’ time on the local pages. We had a woman complaining because a runner had coughed outside her window. Full description of the runner and their clothing included.”
For more local community group mayhem, visit the full Reddit thread here.