Mancunians are passionate about a lot of things, but being fiercely proud of our city is probably right at the top of the list.
We definitely don’t have time for smug, arrogant southerners thinking they’re better than us, which is exactly what one Londoner did in a poorly written article slagging off Manchester.
According to the bitter southern bastard, Manchester is a ‘crime-ridden blister with ideas above its station’.
The person in question starts their diatribe by claiming they’d worked and lived in Manchester for three years, adding: “thankfully I’m finally getting the hell out with a long awaited transfer back down to London.”
They go on to say Manchester has the highest ‘rate of robbery in the UK and one of the highest in the western world’, and that ‘a house is burgled, a person mugged, and a car torched every few minutes of the day.’
Well that’s just absolute bollocks, and besides, they’re from London, where there is absolutely loads of crime.
They continue: “Manchester has developed a few ugly tower blocks in its centre along with a tatty tram system and they suddenly think they are rivalling world cities such as London and Barcelona. It is laughable.
“The city is ugly and soulless; violent crime and robbery are spiralling, and as ever, the streets are littered with cat shit and chippy wrappers, blowing around under grey skies.”
You might think that they’d undergone some absolutely catastrophic experiences to make them feel this way, when in fact all that happened was they witnessed some people having a fight in town, they tried to use a cash machine but couldn’t because it was covered in vomit, had their car broken into, and had a bag nicked from the pub.
They conclude by writing: “I can’t wait to get away from this nasty, chavvy blister of a mill town. They get loaded up on Eccles cakes and Boddingtons and become even more bitter and hateful.
“For fucks sake, don’t mention Liverpool in conversation (I’m an LFC supporter), they go fuckin berserk. Don’t mention being from London, or in fact, liking anywhere that isn’t Manchester. It’s a very dangerous and unfriendly place, full of ugly buildings, and an uber-super race of evil chav monsters.”
Who the fuck drinks Boddingtons?
You can have a gander at the full article here, but be warned, the person is an absolute whopper.
If you’re having really weird dreams this lockdown here’s why
(Don’t worry, you’re not the only one)
If you’re finding yourself having super weird dreams and actually being able to remember them in the morning, don’t panic, you’re not alone.
Tonnes of people across the country have been reporting the exact same thing during lockdown. Luckily a scientist has given us a clever explanation that will calm down all our fears that self-isolation might be getting to us.
There are a lot of contributing factors that stem from being in lockdown that are changing our dream patterns. One of the biggest one is increased stress and anxiety levels due to the uncertainty of the world right now.
Many, in fact, most people are finding themselves with financial worries and pressures like never before.
Cabin fever is also a huge factor to our unconscious thinking patterns and a lot of people are having dreams of being stuck, whether that formulates as a room with no doors or a shipwreck you’re stuck on – it all comes down to a feeling of being stuck inside. Which is pretty self explanatory.
We’re all also spending more time than ever with the same few people which will be having an effect on your dreams.
Other reasoning comes down to the fact that our homes are physically warmer because we’re all in it, potentially with the heating on. When we’re asleep and warm we have more vivid dreams.
Some people’s dreams might not be that spectacular – finding themselves down the local having a frosty pint of their favourite beer (which does actually sound spectacular tbh) – and that’s completely fine too.
Life has become monotonous, what with ‘going to work’ including rolling out of bed and walking the 10 steps to the dining table. Basically we’re just missing normality and craving the things we would do in an average week.
There’s even a reason as to why we’re all remembering our dreams like they’re a blockbuster movie too.
As we’re all having a little lie-in in the morning, with some of us not even setting an alarm, we can move into that REM sleep.
While we’re in REM sleep our brains are more active, dreams get longer and more vivid. With our alarms not going off, we stay in this type of sleep for longer, dreams extend, get weirder and we can then remember them when we get up.
So whatever your dreams involve, you’re not crazy just isolated!! Keep dreaming kids!
Who remembers Manchester’s hugely popular Granada Studios Tour?
Ahh the memories…
It was Manchester’s answer to Universal Studios, but with the Coronation Street set…
After a successful decade-long run of providing fun for Manchester, the demise of the Granada Studio Tour began after visitor numbers dwindled – meaning the tour sadly shut up shop for one last time.
One of the biggest reasons as to why can be put down to poor businesses practises at ITV, which saw the company lose millions.
The main culprit was the Sky-like service called ‘ONDigital’, which launched in 1998 and was forced into administration just four short years later.
It was pretty much the exact same concept as Sky, only the exclusive shows were essentially rubbish and the whole thing flopped.
At this point the Granada Studios Tour was seen as a large and unnecessary expense, and unfortunately closed down.
The tour was the brainchild of Granada producer David Plowright, who proposed to create a ‘Hollywood-on-the-Irwell‘ – and that he did. Sort of, anyway.
The tour first opened its doors in 1988, expecting to welcome 250,000 in the first year, but in the initial eight months alone 600,000 people visited to take in the sights.
Arguably the most popular attraction was the Coronation Street set which in 2013 moved to MediaCity, built on an even bigger scale with the chance to go inside too!
In 2018 Victoria Street was added, which features a garden and memorial bench paying tribute to the Manchester Arena bombing 22 victims and Coronation Street super fan Martyn Hett.
The old Granada Studios Tour might not have been the bright lights of LA or Hollywood, but you don’t get much more Mancunian than that cobbled street!
What are your favourite memories of the tour?
From pet shops to sex shops: how Manchester’s Northern Quarter has transformed over the years
The best place in Manchester?
This quarter of the city centre has seen it all!
The Northern Quarter is Manchester’s Indie haven, where you’ll find everything you need and plenty of stuff you don’t need but definitely want. And the best bit is that it’s almost entirely independent!
In the early 1970s the area that we now know as the Northern Quarter was massively suffering with neglect, impacted greatly by the opening of the massive corporate shopping centre, the Arndale.
The NQ quickly lost all appeal and viability as the shopping destination it had been prior. The famous pet shops of Tib Street disappeared altogether – apart from just one surviving at the very top of the road that is still open today.
By the late ’70s the area was pretty much derelict and mostly residential thanks to the new housing estate near Smithfield Market. The old warehouses from the Industrial Revolution became the perfect occupancy for large, cheap storage for clothing and textile wholesalers.
Things stayed much the same for a few years until the ’80s saw a little spark ignite with the opening of Affleck’s palace. A one-stop-shop for all things boutique and independent, Affleck’s Palace became a destination with people flocking from all over to get involved at the new local market for artists.
Around this time creatives began to flood the area again and those large spaces became studios and practice rooms for the likes of musicians and inventors.
A few boozers worked through the night to keep those in the area from going thirsty and hungry with plenty of cheap ales at the likes of The Millstone, Koffee Pot and Mother Macs – as well as This & That providing a much needed Rice & Three.
Manchester City Council commissioned the regeneration of the NQ in 1993, and Urban Splash moved in and set to work on redeveloping the area, turning it into a residential neighbourhood. If people live here, businesses open – or so the theory goes.
It turns out the theory was correct! The ’90s was a big moment for the NQ, cheap rent tempted just about everybody and as people moved in so did the businesses.
The public started to champion independents again and the plan, overall, was a great success.
Not everyone is quite so positive about the progress that happened to the area though.
Gentrification can often be described as the killer of culture and soul of an area, and people who once lived there are priced out. The NQ in particular is now a ‘party hot spot’ where rent has increased by 40%, and more and more plots of land are being sold to big time investors to create luxury flats that will likely become Airbnb’s.
But it’s not all bad, the Northern Quarter is a haven for artwork, there are parrots on the walls, poets on the floors and ever-changing graffiti that even has entire tours dedicated to it.
And there are still independents to shop at, dine in, drink dry and dance on the tables of.
There is no denying that the NQ is still the place to be – Ancoats might have reached worldly heights but the NQ has the Castle, the Millstone, newbies like Federal, Another Heart to Feed and Feel Good Club, shops like Noma, Blue Rinse and plenty more that keep it the bustling spot all the cool kids hang out.
Even as more and more areas see regeneration, the NQ still comes through with that star quality that some areas will just never have.
You can follow NQmanchester for daily updates on going’s on in the area!