'It's so strong, I just don't understand, really. I'm being honest'
If you’re a proper Mancunian, you should know some of these…
It has a rooftop pool and a gym!
And no previous experience is needed!
'This technology will be invaluable for our gate line and revenue protection colleagues'
Here's how to apply...
Tim Leunig was once accused by Labour of seeing the North as a 'lost cause'
'Until we get back to the expanded timetable we were promised... trains should be declassified'
'British sprinkles just aren’t the same, they’re totally sh*t and I hate them'
That's London for you...